Friday, March 30, 2012

Why YOU Should Keep Smoking.

Why should you keep smoking?

Here are six great reasons to keep up your great habit!


6. Live longer.
It's true. You live forever.

5. Smell better.
Who needs Armani when you can smell like Decades?

4. Improve athletic abilities.
True story, all athletes smoke a pack day. Adds vigor and character.

3. Save money.
Probably more reliable than the stock market?

2. Stress less.
Calm down.

1. Best way to make friends
You'll get to go through chemo together?



With great reasons like this.. Why would you ever even consider not smoking?

On a serious note. Get real.

If you ever need advice or tips on quitting feel more than free to e-mail us at blacktiefitness@gmail.com or checking out http://www.smokefree.gov/


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